what if you were walking down the street one day and bumped into someone and you both said ‘peasant’ at the same time and you became best friends
some bitch: omg you wore that shirt the other day
me: yeah well in my house we have this amazing thing called a washing machine
i wish i could be a mermaid because then i’d have pretty hair and i wouldn’t have to shave my legs because no legs
avoiding responsibilities and starting to watch new tv shows
milkydolenz: like the worst thing ever is when you’re talking about something you really love to someone and you can just tell that they dont give a shit
pikapikafuck: i love how people on tumblr have rooms like and my rooms just kinda like
How the Titanic movie should have gone.
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You know you are a part of the Nintendo generation...
raggedy-thief: While everyone else is like You’re just like, “Hold up bitches, I got this.” And you come at that thing like Then if it actually works you’re like But if it doesn’t you’re like TRY AGAIN! accurate!
That amazing moment when you type your homework on...
When you order takeout and the doorbell rings: →
Click here if you’re awkward!
blusnoodles: riskybree: dinodraws: typette: prest: doodleisland: johnegbutts: zeeklaughingalonewithhuntort: highb100d: nutellaavenger: weirdkanjigirl: nutellaavenger: zillybooradley: cupcakemonstahh: -jordo: Everybody watch this. just watch. Watch and learn. Stop what you’re doing and watch this. Ooo, this is on my dash again! Not that I’m complaining, this is...
may-eye-be-eye: “EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP...
When you do something cool...
most-awkward-moments: And you know you can’t do it again… click here if you’re awkward
sometimes your parents' criticism just goes too...
click here if you’re awkward
I wish everything I drew looked exactly how I...
well, pretty much every artist would be xD
When you yawn and your eyes get all watery
and then someone is like ARE YOU CRYING?! and you’re just like
So apparently there was confetti
awkwardskittles: and I missed it…
People IRL are soooo late with memes!
lol seriously, “u mad” and “cool story bro” have been around forever and people (especially teenagers from my school) have started saying them within the past year xD The funniest part is that they think it makes them look cool.